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Husband documents wife's reasons for rejecting sex, sends to her work email

The full spreadsheet (Source: WTVR) The full spreadsheet (Source: WTVR)
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It's not often that a spreadsheet goes viral on the Internet, but that's exactly what happened after one man started keeping data on his... relations... with his wife.

The spreadsheet was posted on Reddit by a 26-year-old woman four days ago, after her husband sent the spreadsheet to her, documenting the reasons she gave for not having sex with him.

The excuses listed included, "You're too drunk," "I'm watching the show (Friends re-run)," and "I'm sweaty and gross."

The screen shot of the list has been removed from the site and the thread has been locked, but not before hundreds of people could weigh in.

According to the post, her husband sent her the email as she was headed out of town for an extended work trip.

"I open it up and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone," she posted online. "Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate sex, with a column for my 'excuses,' using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment."

According to the spreadsheet, the man tried to initiate sex every day from June 3 to July 16 — and succeeded three times.
 
Those who commented on the Reddit post seemed to be evenly divided on whose side they were on.

Copyright 2014 WBTV. WTVR contributed to this report. All rights reserved.

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